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Sigismund is one of the player's targets in the mission Pharmakokinetiks. He can be found in his office on the second floor of the Pharmakokinetiks building. In the mission briefing, The Handler mentions Sigismund's crimes are embezzling funds, investing in unproven biological currencies, and disrupting office work with fits of rage and bloody vomit.

According to The Handler, Jerry was Sigismund's accomplice.


Appearance[]

Sigismund has a unique model for a civilian, stretched and hunched with a gaping, bloody maw. This is perhaps due to the same cause of the erratic behavior The Handler describes in the mission briefing.

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Dialogue[]

  • "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
  • "BIOGURRNGY!!! I AM MONEY... I AM GOD!"
  • "INVEST. INVESTIGATE. THE FUTURE OF CURRENCY."
  • "SLURPCOIN DOT COM. FLIPPERBUCKS. PLUGGING MY BODY INTO THE BIOCURRENCY TERMINAL. FUTURE"
  • "UUUUUUOOOHHHHHHHOOHOHHOOHHOOHOHHOHOHHOOHHOOHOHHOHOHOHOHHOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHOOHHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOOOO"

Trivia[]

  • Sigismund means "Victorious Hand", which reflects his boisterous, egoistic behavior, as well as his optimism in his speculation.
  • Sigismund is mutated by his drug addiction, which seems to have reduced his initial charm into animal savagery.
  • Jerry is abused verbally by Sigismund, and likely got him hooked on drugs.

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Characters

Main Characters

The ProtagonistThe Handler

Targets

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Hope Eradicated Targets

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Permadeath NPCs

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