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Secret Guy

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The Secret Guy in Archon Grid is an NPC waiting in the Hope Eradicated room with the Holy Scope upgrade. To reach him the player must complete the Grid Crab puzzles to find their way to a secret gauntlet. The Secret Guy warns the protagonist that they aren't meant to be there.

Dialogue[]

  • "What are you doing here you absolute moron?"
  • "Can't you tell you shouldn't be here at all?"
  • "You better not touch any of my crap or you'll sorely regret it you dumbass."
  • "There's some things people like you just shouldn't be allowed to mess with."
  • "Get out."

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The Protagonist • The Handler

Targets

Sigismund • Jerry • Chunkopop G-Tech Exec • Blue House G-Tech Exec • Qurpit G-Tech Exec • Albrecht • Mark • Magnus • Bill Gurney • Landlord • Hot Tub Target • Pool Target • Cruise Room Target • Wild Pig • Sir Fatberg • High Priest • Number Four • Number Three • Number Two • Number One • Elsa Holmes • Abraxas • Sir John Oliver II • Relaxed Exec • Pissing Exec • Daniel Mullins • Michael Brain • Earl • Real Estate Flippers • First Triagon Guy • Second Triagon Guy • Third Triagon Guy

Hope Eradicated Targets

HQ Target • Third Target (Pharmakokinetiks) • Fourth Target (Paradise) • Second Target (Sin Space Engineering) • Third Target (Androgen Assault) • Second Target (Mall Madness) • Pizza Golem • Fourth Target (Seaside Shock) • Second Target (Bog Business) • Second Target (Casino Catastrophe) • Second Target (Idiot Party) • Sixth Target (Office) • Grid Golem • Darkworlder Farmer • Dark CEO • Second Target (Miner's Miracle) • Pig Target

Other NPCs

Secret Librarian • Snirby • Misery Room Man • Death Procedure Receptionist • Escaped Janitor • Cowardly Agent • Cortical Scaledown+ Secret NPC • Off Duty Agent • Downstairs Neighbor • Cock Le Doody • Pure Optics Advertiser • Secret Guy

Permadeath NPCs

Burt Grundel • Henrik "Freakout" Johnson • Jurgen Cool • Mark Bilberry • Michael Nielsen • Fish Fred • Freak • Brad Nemesis • Dr Horner • Jurgen Blimp • The Triagons • Ambassador • Limit Chancellor
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