Seaside Shock

Seaside Shock
Level	7
NPCs	Hot Tub Target, Pool Target, Cruise Room Target, Fourth Target
Previous Mission	Apartment Atrocity
Next Mission	Bog Business Alpine Hospitality (secret)

"Hey sorry about the last one... Someone fat fingered the social security number of the target and it ended up being you by accident. Just what are the chances? Well, anyway. A group of seasteaders have recently acquired vast fortunes through biocurrency speculation. It wasn't however enough to attain their dream of building an artificial floating island on the open seas, so they've had to settle for a compromise and have purchased their own cruise ship, the 'Titanium Princess'. It is now a den of pathetic losers living out their depraved fantasies. We wouldn't usually care about this sort of thing but a certain governmental agency has offered us a deal that would secure the funding of the risk management department for years to come. They want these guys to be made an example of what happens when you play sovereign so go full hog I guess haha."

Mission

"Gut the founding members of the Seasteading Foundation"

Description

Seaside Shock occurs in the middle of the ocean on the Titanium Princess. Foxtrot has three targets: The Hot Tub Target found at the top and front of the cruise ship, the Pool Target that is on the same stern as the Hot Tub Target, and the Cruise Room Target, found on the second floor of guestrooms from the public deck. The player begins on the port side at the public deck floor of the cruise ship.

On the public deck are several stores, including two PUNISHMENT stores, a VIRTUE store, cafe, and a locker room with a Security guard manning the station, and a POWER store. At the hind of the deck is a chapelesque light source, perhaps a light generator of some sort. At the front of the deck is the pool with a glass bottom and the Pool Target above; the floor beneath has two outcroppings of obsidian and a central indent fit in a way similar to a shrine. On the floor of the deck there are two openings on the port and starboard that lead to to stairs to the guestrooms and to the outside of the ship. There are a couple of Jack Off Jack Pot slot machines at each portal.

Above the deck are also two perpendicular hallways with octagonal windows, each having a hallway connecting the east and west guestrooms of all three floors.

The guestrooms are quaint two bed one bathroom units connected to a communal snack room fit with a vending machine and trash can. There are 48 guestrooms on the whole ship, one of which contains the Cruise Room Target.

<To be continued>

Enemies

Standard Enemies

Ship Crew

Security

Cruelty Squad Grunt

Bioslave

Hope Eradicated Enemies

Golem

Darkworld Grunt

Necromech

Rubber Sniper

Darkworld Heavy Weapons

Weapons

Many guards here wield Minato M9s.

A Mowzer SP99 can be found on the third floor, on the port (left) side of the ship. From the spawn, go into the main section of the ship and pass the VIRTUE kiosk. Next to a snack machine is a door, enter and go up two flights of stairs. The gun is behind the second door on the left down the hallway, guarded by one dude.

Fish

Fishing spots are:

• Anywhere in the ocean
• Swimming pool

The following fish can be found:

• Fish
• Dead Fish (only in Hope Eradicated)
• Flippy
• Bubblefish
• Skippy
• Octosaur (only when it rains, i.e. with Tattered Rain Hat)
• Fragfish (only in Hope Eradicated)
• Nightfreak (only at real-time night)
• Drimp
• Dolphin
• Grabshark (only in Hope Eradicated)
• Unidor
• Nocter (only at real-time night)
• Hexasaur (only when it rains, i.e. with Tattered Rain Hat)

Secret mission

The painting leading to Alpine Hospitality can be found quite easily. Simply enter the main open area inside the yacht and turn left, then go all the way to the end and walk through the center of the black wall.

Trivia

• There are 96 beds among the guestrooms of the Titanium Princess which excluding crew, security, and bioslaves, there are likely only 96 members of the Seasteading Foundation.
• The Pool Target can be assassinated in a manner reminiscent to a target kill in Hitman: Blood Money. The mission You Better Watch Out... includes a target that can be killed by shooting the glass bottom of his jacuzzi. Ironically, you do not use this technique on the Hot Tub Target in Cruelty Squad.