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Qurpit G-Tech Exec

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The Qurpit G-Tech Exec is one of the player's targets in Paradise. He can be found in his basement working on his server.

As with the other G-Tech execs, the Handler explains that the target earned their punishment through mismanagement and misappropriation of startup funds.

Trivia[]

  • The Qurpit G-Tech Exec, from his dialogue, seems to be a parody of developers of a decentralised personal server framework called Urbit, described as an operating system but is actually at the moment just a web interface for their own apps built on the Ethereum blockchain. They praise and also hate on AI at the same time. They created their own programming language, Hoon, which by and large nobody understands except about 400 devs they've trained themselves. The programming language includes Limbs, Wings, Auras, and Runes.
    • Considering Qurpit is a coding language intended for the missions to Mercury, it is likely a bullshit code intended to distract the technocrats before they slam onto the surface of the planet for the entertainment of the "higher ups".
  • The Qurpit Exec alludes to the Mercury expeditions lead by Advanced Orbital Instruments.

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Dialogue[]

  • "Ever heard of Qurpit? One word: Decentralized personal server. Take back your data.
  • "You don’t understand huh? Typical Earthling..."
  • "Leave me alone I'm trying to program in Zoon, the Qurpit programming language for Mercurians."

Navigation[]

Characters

Main Characters

The Protagonist • The Handler

Targets

Sigismund • Jerry • Chunkopop G-Tech Exec • Blue House G-Tech Exec • Qurpit G-Tech Exec • Albrecht • Mark • Magnus • Bill Gurney • Landlord • Hot Tub Target • Pool Target • Cruise Room Target • Wild Pig • Sir Fatberg • High Priest • Number Four • Number Three • Number Two • Number One • Elsa Holmes • Abraxas • Sir John Oliver II • Relaxed Exec • Pissing Exec • Daniel Mullins • Michael Brain • Earl • Real Estate Flippers • First Triagon Guy • Second Triagon Guy • Third Triagon Guy

Hope Eradicated Targets

HQ Target • Third Target (Pharmakokinetiks) • Fourth Target (Paradise) • Second Target (Sin Space Engineering) • Third Target (Androgen Assault) • Second Target (Mall Madness) • Pizza Golem • Fourth Target (Seaside Shock) • Second Target (Bog Business) • Second Target (Casino Catastrophe) • Second Target (Idiot Party) • Sixth Target (Office) • Grid Golem • Darkworlder Farmer • Dark CEO • Second Target (Miner's Miracle) • Pig Target

Other NPCs

Secret Librarian • Snirby • Misery Room Man • Death Procedure Receptionist • Escaped Janitor • Cowardly Agent • Cortical Scaledown+ Secret NPC • Off Duty Agent • Downstairs Neighbor • Cock Le Doody • Pure Optics Advertiser • Secret Guy

Permadeath NPCs

Burt Grundel • Henrik "Freakout" Johnson • Jurgen Cool • Mark Bilberry • Michael Nielsen • Fish Fred • Freak • Brad Nemesis • Dr Horner • Jurgen Blimp • The Triagons • Ambassador • Limit Chancellor
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