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Number One is the Head of Human Resources and one of the targets of Office mission. They wear a green rubber mask (not unlike that worn by the High Priest and the Landlord) and reside in their office on the subdivision of the building labeled with a 1. It is presumed that they are one of the "four sub-archons" mentioned by The Handler during the mission briefing.

Number One's dialogue seems to indicate that their position over humans as a resource has given them a sense of self-deification. Some of their language and imagery is also mimicked in the epilogue text of Ending 1, indicating that the protagonist has achieved a dream similar to Number One's in Ending 1.

Dialogue[]

  • "I am fine, I shine, I am simply divine..."
  • "I am the head of the HR department around here. I am feared and loved."
  • "Human resources... Simple material to be formed as I please, into my own image. That's how it goes here."
  • "My dream, a large ball of human bodies rolling across vast plains, flattening everything it comes across."
  • "Ahhh... I would love that."

Trivia[]

  • Number One may be the same character as the Pentagram House Resident.
  • His green mask may be a status symbol that is based on great wealth. It is seen only worn by people who have control over others, and carries a third eye. Whether this is a reference to the Triagons is not certain.

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