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Michael Brain is the main target of Miner's Miracle and the CEO of Godhead Heavy Industries. He can be found in a private office deep within the mines.

Dialogue[]

Michael Brain's dialogue used to be generic dialogue following all other civilians in the level, but has since been updated to have unique text.

  • "Oh my god!! Are you here to get me? What have I done?"
  • "I swear I'm just trying to make life better for everyone here."
  • "I couldn't handle working for Godhead Heavy Industries anymore, that place is soulsucking and has zero ethics."
  • "Veggo's Meatoids is my baby... I can finally do something to make the world a better place, with 100% vegan earthmeat."
  • "Well technically it's not vegan but I don't think the planet can actually feel."
  • "I hope it doesn't..."

Trivia[]

  • The Handler states that he used to look up to Brain, even owning a poster of him. Brain may have had a powerful personality campaign in his heyday, before having a change of heart and diverting into Veggo's Meatoids.
  • Brain's falling out with Godhead Heavy Industries could be due to the same buyout that absorbed the Handler into Cruelty Squad. It could be that, rather than wet work for a megacorporation, Brain wanted to feed the population a healthy source of protein, likely to strengthen the industrial work force. This of course is shut down by Cruelty Squad after Bog Business.
  • According to the Handler, Brain "used to be a great leader", which means that the Handler may have been hired by Godhead Heavy Industries during the zenith of Brain's career. Brain may have also used his knowledge of the G-Tech liquidation to further invest in his vegan foodstuffs plan, now that the only competition has been eradicated.
    • If this is the case, then Brain was the CEO of now-absorbed Godhead Heavy Industries at the time of the Protagonist's hiring.

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