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First Triagon Guy

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The First Triagon Guy is one of the targets in town on the House mission. He can be found in the cube-shaped building with lots of colored windows and isn't well guarded. Like the other triagon guys, he has a smooth, metallic head which reflects the color of the atmospheric haze.

Dialogue[]

  • "The first of the Triagons was born of malice. It grasped the flow of the solar terror with both hands, and perched on top of this doomed world. The germ is born."
  • "It looked up into the sun. Beyond the veil of power. It extended its bulging vascular arms through the boundary and took its share. The disease spreads."
  • "It assumed total control of the biological shape of things. It became primal engine of technological progress. And so everything started to twist and turn, pulsate and pump. The infection is final."

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Secret Librarian • Snirby • Misery Room Man • Death Procedure Receptionist • Escaped Janitor • Cowardly Agent • Cortical Scaledown+ Secret NPC • Off Duty Agent • Downstairs Neighbor • Cock Le Doody • Pure Optics Advertiser • Secret Guy

Permadeath NPCs

Burt Grundel • Henrik "Freakout" Johnson • Jurgen Cool • Mark Bilberry • Michael Nielsen • Fish Fred • Freak • Brad Nemesis • Dr Horner • Jurgen Blimp • The Triagons • Ambassador • Limit Chancellor
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