Escaped Janitor

The escaped janitor is an NPC with unique dialogue in a secret area of the Pharmakokinetiks mission. He is found in the secret room with the Parasonic C3 DNA Scrambler.

Dialogue[]

"I used to be a janitor here but then I found this place."
"Now I live here rent free and steal company secrets from the lab's trash."
"It wasn't always this nice here. I've put a lot of work into renovation."
"Please don't tell anyone about me. I don’t want to go back to mopping the office floors. That place is rank."

Trivia[]

It is implied that the janitor fished out the DNA scrambler from the trash in front of his hideout. This means that Pharmakokinetiks likely created the scrambler, but decided it wasn't profitable, or too hazardous to make en masse.
The janitor must have some good athletic ability, as he can reach the secret location on his own.
The room he is in looks like a boiler room.

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