Darkworlder Farmer

The Darkwolder Farmer is a passive civilian whose front half is always shrouded in shadow. He is the additional target of Darkworld added on Hope Eradicated difficulty. The Darkwolder Farmer is in the second story of a heavily guarded house near the powerlines in the Darkworld town. He claims to have been inspired to open his own agricultural business after playing the video game "Shitville Farmhouse."

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"I got really into farming by playing a bunch of Shitville Farmhouse on my expensive gaming PC."
"At some point I just wasn't getting anything out of it so I decided I'd started farmed for real, in real life."
"So here we are, not in a video game, and I have my own agricultural business."
"It's a lot easier than the game because I can just make other people do the hard work for me."
"It's slurpnip season in Darkworld."

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