Cowardly Agent

The Cowardly Agent is a passive Cruelty Squad agent hiding in Sin Space Engineering. He is wearing a shirt that says "Cruelty Squad" on the back in red lettering. He resides in the server room on the first floor of the pyramid.

It would appear the protagonist and he received the same mission to take down the CEO.

He is identical in appearance to the Off Duty Agent in Mall Madness. It's possible these are meant to be the same character.

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"I got sent here on a mission to kill the CEO."
"I got scared so now I've been hiding out in this server room for two weeks."
"I've been subsisting on hamburger leftovers left here by the server guy."
"Maybe I can finally leave now that you're here."

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Cowardly Agent

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