Corporate Arch Demoness Elsa Holmes

Elsa Holmes is the Corporate Arch Demoness (CAD) and one of the targets of Office mission. She has long, white hair and magenta eyes.

Holmes' power and influence allows her to order Cruelty Squad to attack otherwise untouchable targets, such as Sir Fatberg. Her dialogue further represents how impervious she believes her position of power to be, even in the face of termination by the protagonist.

Elsa Holmes can be found in the topmost office of the building surrounded by her security posse. She herself is no danger to the player.

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"Shouldn't you be at work?"
"Can't you see I've got a business to run?"
"I need to liquidate some assets."
"The Psycho Freak Nootropic Company stock is down by 95%. Serves them right."
"Business isn't just numbers on a screen. It's blood and guts. It's primal violence. If you can't handle that you should just jump out of that window."
"All my decisions are based on the heat signature of the sun. The algorithm is proprietary."
"Even if you kill me I'll always be here. You'll just ruin your life like the fuck-up you are."
"You'll never figure it out, meathead."

Trivia[]

Her name is in reference to the ex-Theranos CEO and convicted felon Elizabeth Holmes.
Despite her status as Corporate Arch Demoness, the police do not pursue the player after her assassination.

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Corporate Arch Demoness Elsa Holmes

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